New Fiction–Pathetic Humans!

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“Pathetic Humans!” is teleplay for a pilot I wrote in college. It’s about an alien named Zark who goes to Earth in the 1950s on a mission to learn about human sexuality, so he zaps his brain into either a male or female body and each episode ¬†goes out into the field to try to get laid. Zark fails consistently. It doesn’t help that he thinks the sex act is disgusting.

Read Zark first sexual failure HERE.

Military Figures Who Said “Fuck It”

The theme of the night was “Fuck It,” or apathy at crucial moments in history. I presented a lecture, along with these slides, on moments when warriors could have changed the world on the battlefield, but instead they did nothing.

The following are the slides I made for this lecture. Since there’s no real context for their content, you should read about the Battle of Svolder in the year 1000, the Battle of Mikatagahara in 1573, and any sort of biography on Joseph Stalin.

With support from SASS. Presented at Public Assembly on May 7, 2013.

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